You are carrying:
a BOGLEG
> help hiccoughs

Hiccoughs, commonly known as hiccups, have many supposed cures
which have varying success.  You can hold your breath, stand on your
head, get startled, drink water upside down, eat something, or chew
gum.  Now which of these do you think you could induce an ogre to do?

> help find

It just so happens that right nearby is a big Taffy Factory.
Coincidence?  I don't think so.  Try the secret labratories.

> help labs_