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a BOGLEG
> help red_gnomes

The Red Gnomes is an organization dedicated, however foolishly, to the
cause of freeing machines from those who "enslave" (read:use) them.  Their
leader and inspiration is the mysterious Professor Filchweed.  They have
an exclusive pub, a secret hideout, and their own private channel!

FREE THE MACHINES!!

No longer will we stand by and idly watch while Gnomekind exploits the power
of mechanical devices.  We recognize that all life is composed of systems,
and therefore all systems comprise life, be it flesh and blood or gears and
cogs.  What right do we have to inflict slavery into perpetuity on these
innocent machines which did not ask to be created?  Bubo Sparkytoes and his
kind must be smited for their transgressions.  Fight the so-called
'creators'!  Free the machines!  Let the wisdom of Professor Filchweed live
on and create perfect anarchy out of our oppressed society!  Fiat Justicia!
The Red Gnomes shall lead the way to Utopia!


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